WANTED TO BUY: One ISA bus video card

[Jeffrey Alan Messer <messer@xxxxxxxx>]

WANTED TO BUY:

One ISA bus video card

Must have:

- 2-D hardware graphics acceleration

- Drivers for Windows for Workgroups 3.11 (original diskettes preferred, but
  pointers to downloading on a web or ftp site are acceptable)

- Must support 800x600 resolution in 256 colors, non-interlaced

(Why am I advertising Earthlink?  Earthlink is my ISP.  If someone signs up
for an account and uses me as a reference, I get a free month's service.
[If I get a lot of people to signup, I get additional bonuses like
sweatshirts, jackets, and gift certificates.]  How does someone use me as a
reference?  They just signup for an account and list my Earthlink e-mail
address, jamesser@earthlink.net, as a reference.  If you sign-up on-line,
you enter my e-mail address.  If you sign up over the telephone, you give
the operator my e-mail address when he/she asks for "how did you hear about
Earthlink.)

Looking for a new ISP?  Try Earthlink.  1997 PC Magazine Editors' Choice:
Best Internet Service Provider.  Only $19.95/month for unlimited nationwide
access from over 1300 dialups (Earthlink was the pioneer of $19.95 unlimited
access). Regular $25 setup fee waived through this special offer.  For more
information, and to request your free Earthlink software, e-mail:
jamesser@earthlink.net

                           ATTENTION AOL USERS!!

If you're a distruntled AOL user (and I don't know one who isn't), you
should put Earthlink at the top of your new ISP list.  Earthlink makes the
transition easy with special software that converts all your old proprietary
AOL settings (web page bookmarks, e-mail address books, etc.) into the more
standard Earthlink software.  For further details, including the free
conversion software, e-mail jamesser@earthlink.net

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This September will be my 5 year anniversary of joining the Internet
community (September 8, 1993 I got my first Internet account,
x93messer@wmich.edu)

Since you're reading my .sig anyway, might as well hit you up for something
else I need.  I'm collecting UPC's (a.k.a. proof of purchase barcodes) from
the following list of products.  If you use any of these products, please
let me know and start saving the UPC's for me.  I will be collecting from
this same list for quite a long while, so each and every UPC you have
counts.  Ask your friends, family, and co-workers too.  Thanks!

Chef Boyardee Pasta
Oscar Mayer Bologna
Quaker Oat Life Cereal
Lever 2000 Body Wash
Lever 2000 Soap
Caress Body Bar
Caress Body Wash
Dove Beauty Bar
Dove Body Wash
Shield Soap
Kodak Royal Gold Film
Kodak Gold Max Film
Kodak Funsaver Camera
TDK Floppy Disks
TDK Audio Cassettes
Duracell Batteries
Oreo Cookies
Chips Ahoy! Cookies
Air Crisp Chips
Snackwell's Granola Bars
Snackwell's Cereal Bars
Snackwell's Devil's Food
o.b. Tampons
Stayfree Maxi Pads
Clairol Men's Choice
Advil
REACH Toothbrushes
Bausch & Lomb ReNu MultiPlus
Bausch & Lomb Eye Drops
All Detergent
Snuggle Fabric Softener
Surf Detergent
Sunlight
Wisk Detergent