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> COMPARATIVE CAREERS
>
> ----------------------------      ---------------------------
> Drug Dealers                      Software Developers
> ----------------------------      ---------------------------
>
> Refer to their clients            Refer to their clients
> as "users".                              as "users".
>
> "The first one's free!"          "Download a free trial version..."
>
> Have important South-         Have important South-East
> East Asian connections         Asian connections
> (to help move the stuff).       (to help debug the code).
>
> Strange jargon:                    Strange jargon:
> "Stick"                                 "SCSI"
> "Rock"                                  "RTFM"
> "Wrap"                                 "Packet"
> "E"                                       "C"
> "Stash"                               "Cache"
> "Drive by"                           "CTRL ALT DEL"
> "Hit (LSD)"                          "Hit (WWW)"
> "Source"                             "Source-code"
> "The Pigs"                           "Microsoft"
>
> Realize that there's              Realize that there's
> tons of cash in the               tons of cash in the
> 14- to 25-year-old                14- to 25-year-old
> market.                                 market.
>
> Your clients really like your  Your clients really like your
> your stuff when it works.      stuff when it works. When it
> When it doesn't work            doesn't work they want to kill
> want to kill you.                      you.
>
> Job is assisted by the            Job is assisted by the
> industry producing                  industry producing
> newer, more potent product.  newer, more potent products.
>
> When things go wrong, a           When things go wrong, a
> "fix" is just a phone call              "fix" is just a phone call
> away but may be expensive             away but may be expensive
>
> A lot of successful people          A lot of successful people
> getting rich in this industry         getting rich in this industry
> while still teenagers                       while still teenagers
>
> Their product causes                DOOM. Quake. SimCity.
> unhealthy addictions.                 Duke Nukem 3D.  'Nuff said.
>
> Do your job well, and                 Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
> you can sleep with
> sexy movie stars who
> depend on you.




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