>
>
>
> COMPARATIVE CAREERS
>
> ---------------------------- ---------------------------
> Drug Dealers Software Developers
> ---------------------------- ---------------------------
>
> Refer to their clients Refer to their clients
> as "users". as "users".
>
> "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..."
>
> Have important South- Have important South-East
> East Asian connections Asian connections
> (to help move the stuff). (to help debug the code).
>
> Strange jargon: Strange jargon:
> "Stick" "SCSI"
> "Rock" "RTFM"
> "Wrap" "Packet"
> "E" "C"
> "Stash" "Cache"
> "Drive by" "CTRL ALT DEL"
> "Hit (LSD)" "Hit (WWW)"
> "Source" "Source-code"
> "The Pigs" "Microsoft"
>
> Realize that there's Realize that there's
> tons of cash in the tons of cash in the
> 14- to 25-year-old 14- to 25-year-old
> market. market.
>
> Your clients really like your Your clients really like your
> your stuff when it works. stuff when it works. When it
> When it doesn't work doesn't work they want to kill
> want to kill you. you.
>
> Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by the
> industry producing industry producing
> newer, more potent product. newer, more potent products.
>
> When things go wrong, a When things go wrong, a
> "fix" is just a phone call "fix" is just a phone call
> away but may be expensive away but may be expensive
>
> A lot of successful people A lot of successful people
> getting rich in this industry getting rich in this industry
> while still teenagers while still teenagers
>
> Their product causes DOOM. Quake. SimCity.
> unhealthy addictions. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.
>
> Do your job well, and Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
> you can sleep with
> sexy movie stars who
> depend on you.
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